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“And then the fight started”


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“And then the fight started”

Some “And then the fight started” jokes from a friend:

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started….

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first like the shed, boat, making beer…always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute and when I came out I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.” And that is when the fight started….

The doctors say I will walk again but I will always have a limp.