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Elf Pet Peeves


Elf Pet Peeves

  1. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile, and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all of a sudden you’re a hero.

  2. Company health plan doesn’t cover tattoo removal.

  3. The EPA’s new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.

  4. Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.

  5. Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.

  6. Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.

  7. Jolly Ole Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.