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Good Dog!


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TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY

“Stay!”

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows

to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

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She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

“Now you stay. Do you hear me?”

“Stay! Stay!”

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)

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“Why don’t you just put it in 'Park’?”

Makes sense to me!