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It's Time to Get Out of College When


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It’s Time to Get Out of College When…

  • You know the pizza boy by name.

  • You go to sleep when it’s light and get up when it’s dark.

  • You live for getting mail (e-mail included).

  • Prank phone calls become funny again.

  • Wal-Mart is the coolest store.

  • World War III could take place and you’d be clueless.

  • You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

  • Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

  • Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

  • You find out milk crates have so many uses.

  • The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).