Lots of Snow
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.
“It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.”
“Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbor had more snow than me.”
“How’s that?” asked the government man.
“More land,” replied the farmer.