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Paddy's Fingers


Paddy was working at the fish plant in St John’s, NL when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Health Science Centre

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, ‘let’s be avin’ dem fingers and I’ll see what I can do’.

Paddy said, ‘I haven’t got da fingers’

Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers?

Lord Tunderin Jesus, its 2013! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could have put dem back on and made you like new!

Why didn’t you bring em?

And Paddy said ‘How da fock was I spose to pick em up!!!