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Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor's Marriage

Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor’s Marriage

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Nurse: No change yet.


The old adage that “It takes a thief to catch a thief” may indeed be true.

But these days there’s a third thief involved pleading the case – the lawyer!


“That math professor’s marriage is falling apart.”

“No wonder! He’s into scientific computing - and she’s incalculable!”

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