Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor’s Marriage
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.
The old adage that “It takes a thief to catch a thief” may indeed be true.
But these days there’s a third thief involved pleading the case – the lawyer!
“That math professor’s marriage is falling apart.”
“No wonder! He’s into scientific computing - and she’s incalculable!”