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Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor


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Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

  • The patient before you was a goat.

  • Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

  • He has an assistant named Igor.

  • The local bar association named him “Client of the Year.”

  • Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

  • During surgery he has to keep repeating that “thigh bone connected to the knee bone” song.

  • Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

  • He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

  • You can beat him in a game of Operation.

  • All his Medical books are from the Time-Life “Do-it-Yourself Series.”